Bättre humör och lite ordspråk om kanadickerna

Då har jag betalat Viola hyra för Februari också, växeln fick jag som vanligt under dörren. Jag har för mig man brukar säga under mattan, men här i Orangeville säger vi under dörren - Ta mig på orden...

Idag har jag jobbat hemma hela dagen, vilket varit rätt gött. Dagens arbetsuppgift, spela in demofilm till en kund är ju inte det roligaste. Är på tagning 126 just nu och kommer behöva hela kvällen till att bli klar.

Idag bjuder jag på lite härliga ord om Kanadickerna:


A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
Anonymous
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.
Anonymous
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity.
Anonymous
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
Al Capone
Until I came to Canada I never knew 'snow' was a four letter word.
Alberto Manguel
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
Anonymous




You are from Canada if...
You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. 
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. 
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. 
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow. 
You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons. 
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey. 
You know which leaves make good toilet paper. 
You find -40c a little chilly. 
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels. 
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. 
You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada".


Å så en låt på det!
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